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"During Lunch at work last friday,I ate 3 plates of Beans(which I know I shouldn't)
When I got home,my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly:"Darling I have a suprise for Dinner Tonight."
He then Blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the Dinner Table.I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my Blindfold,the telephone rang,He made me promise not to touch the Blindfold until he returned and went to answer the call."
The Beans I had consumed were ... still affecting me and the pressure was becoming unbearable,so while my husband was out of the room,I seized the opportunity,shifted my weight to one leg and let one go.it was not only loud,but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a Skunk infront of Garbage dump!"
I took my Napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously.then,shifting to the other leg,I ripped off 3 more.the Stink was worse than cooked cabbage.Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room,I went on releasing Atomic Bombs like this for another minutes." not ordinary but simple items for wedding at beach
The pleasure was indescribable! Eventually,the Telephone farewells signaled the end of my freedom,so I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my Napkin,placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself."
My face must have been the picture of innocence when my husband returned,a pologizing for taking so long.
He asked if I had poeked through the blindfold,and I assured him I had not."
At this point,He removed the Blindfold,and 12 Dinner Guests seated around the Table,With their Hands To Their Noses..!!

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