# ReadAndSmile ....
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A Slay Queen hugs you and her powder stains your white shirt, forget bro, after soaking for 2months.. combination of hypo, gik, Omo, Vinegar cannot wash the stains.
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after Ova 18years of studying, jst got 2 knw dat "News"is an acronym 4 "Notable Events,Weather nd Sports". I want my school fees bck!
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You can dream of owning a car and you will wake up owning nothing. You can dream that you have found money and you will still wake up broke... But try to dream of urinating somewhere and that's when you DressAfford short little white items
will realize dreams do come true.
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"I Love You" Is Not A Question... So Why Do People
Expect An Answer???
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Thank God, body parts can't be borrowed. if not you will hear tinz like borrow me your ass shey u no I hv stretch marks on my own! Some will be lyk.. "lend me ur boobs, i want to visit my BF".
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June Is Never The Right Month For A Breakup... Cold Will Finish You o... # BeWise ..
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It's easier to travel to d moon and comeback alive than to collect the money u lend your boyfriend
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Somewhere in Onitsha, In dis cold weather, A greedy girl is shivering nd still asking her boyfriend 4 "Ice-cleam" (ice cream).
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No matter how rugged and powerful a man is, his moment of humility is when there is cold and he needs sex badly. Babe, tell him you want to eat fried sokoto Turkey, he will provide it immediately.
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But I don't see a reason why u pple wil spend 150k on DNA test. sumthin dat babalawo wil check evrytin for 1k n even play u video.
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Somewhere in Nigeria one woman just took off her wig, so she can talk to her husband, 'Man to Man!'.
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U wana knw if ur bf luvs u ryt? Break his laptop screen n wait 4 his reaction. lemme rush 2 shoprite n hlp u price ya wheelchair.
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Ladies, I am single bcx I am tired of relationSHIP, I want a relationPLANE....these ships keep sinking!
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Please if am chatting with you stop using words like
"Hmmmmm",it reminds me of MMM. Dont give me # heart attack pls..
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You're busy consoling her for Menstrual Pains, Another Guy is busy Rejoicing she's not Pregnant.
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In my next life, if I hear NIGERIA in my Mother's womb
I will just use her intestine to hang Myself.
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Men be like I can't marry a woman who can't cook, while some of them don't even have money for food stuffs
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No matter how you shake it the last drop of your urine is for the boxer(s). # TryIt ..
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All men are shouting DNA tests these days when their wives give birth, but to me it is childish. To avoid this shit, my brother wed her in a shrina na and see..
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GLO well done o! I have to sit at the edge of my bed, turn a little to d left & open my mouth b4 network will enter my phone.
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Welcome to Nigeria where a girl will borrow her friend's clothes to go and visit the guy who borrow his friend's room.
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Just because you post less on Facebook doesn't mean you are mature. Sometimes it's because you have serious issues with spellings.
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somebody will want to snap pishor in dia house. they will now goan stand near the plasma tv..
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With your current account balance, which Apple product can you buy? Me na # pineApple .
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With the state of your bank account right now...where can you possibly travel to? Me, na just from my room to the kitchen....
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Bros, u feel cold nd u're Tagging ur male friends.wait, Am I she? Is She Me? Are We Her? Is she us? Is Us She? Is Us Her? Is Her Us?.. Answer nah.
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The way some guys feel on top of the world when eating the head of fish sometimes make me wonder if Dangote is their father..
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Profile picture no be pregnancy wey must reach 9 months Change it abeg.. # Youknowurself .
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when u ask sum girls their relationship status on facebook. ur profile pic determines their answers.
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As a confirm Nigerian, Nothing brings more JOY than NEPA bringing light when your phone is on battery low
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When A Sex Scene Comes Up On TV...Parents Will Be Like...Carbony, Oya Goan Check If They Brought Light.....
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Anambra men can be over protective at times. How can U snap with Ur girlfriend on her passport?
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U tell a girl online dat u miss her,yet u've neva met her b4. so tell me broda, wht exactly do u miss "Her handwriting" # Ani_Eda_Ni_E .
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# NotAllGirls that go to a guys house are cheap, some want to charge their phones. Light no dey Naija!
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Who else used ''bombastic element" as a childhood insult? # pls Wat is bombastic element?
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The choir started singing "radical for Jesus in church today!!... ......and that's how our offering box disappeared.
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That you visited your uncle in Abuja and stayed for three
weeks doesn't mean you grew up in Abuja, Girls please take note.
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I love carrying "children" especially those ones holding biscuit and La casera they are lovely kids
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money fall on you
Banana fall on you
pregnancy fall on you
Boyfriend Runs away Oooo......... .
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Y will u tag me praising ur bf... is he our bf?? Is like we play too much here ... nonsense! # lemecatchuAgain
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My Uncle always picks fight with me like he doesn't know how evil I can be, I changed my name on IG to
" Your Village People" When I Followed Him It Reads
"Your Village People Is Now Following U". Since morning he has finished 5 bottles of Anointing Oil.... I've started pitying him self Did I do a bad thing.....???
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How can you say nigerian mosquitoes sing better music to the ears than skales, burnaboy and B red all combined?
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Hmmmmmmm # Naija_Shaaaaaa
Sisters!! Avoid guys that always off their car when in traffic! you will not get one Cent from that relationship!!
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When a girl keeps staring at u, Two things are involved;
It's either she likes u or She's farting slowly.
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let us assume the number of times guys cheats in their relationship, they loses one tooth. By now, some guys best food will be # TEA and # PAP .
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Behind Every Pretty Gurl On FB, Dere Z a Stupid Indian man sending her a Pic Of His Cassava.
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Have you ever walked into a room and forgot what u actually went there to do?? It happened to me this morning, i stood in my room for five minutes looking like a confused traffic warden.
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Come xmas, Some girls will be like "where is my Biafra gift?"
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I May Not Have Evrything To Give To The World.. But I Surely Know I Make Someone Somewer Laugh Everyday..And For That Am Grateful.
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Thank God its monday
# TGIM